stories

Saturday Annette wanted me to tell her stories to make her feel better...and this is what I came up with....Annette came up with 1 too:) it was a lot of fun!

Jennie's Story: once upon a time there was this nasty skunk that loved to try and cuddle with me while i was out laying in the hay. I would push him away telling him that he STUNK so bad, but he would just walk right back next to me!! SO after awhile i finally just got up and left the barn. I didn't know that he was following me...so I went inside and got all cuddled in my bed..when all of a sudden i look up and the skunk sprayed right in my face!!!!!i was so pissed that i got out my bee bee gun and shot the little skunk.he fell down, so i got a plastic bag and put him in it. and then the garbage man took him away...but...he never died.......years past...and i was going out to lay in the hay..and HE WAS THERE!!!! but there wasn't only 1...there were 10!!!!! and they pinned me down and all sprayed in my face!!!! and i died!!! THE END!

Jennie's Story: Once upon a time there was a cute little family of 10 kids and 2 parents. they had 3 dogs, 2 cats, 10 fish, 5 rabbits, and 4 lizards. the kids loved to play with all of the animals. but the animals HATED playing with the kids. The animals loved it when they got the house to themselves and no People were around to bother them. When the family was gone on vacation all of the animals got together and thought of a way to get rid of the peopel....the dogs, cats, fish, rabbits, and lizards all put on there thinking caps and thought for a very long time! It hurt there brains so much that they all passed out and that was the end of the animals. The family came home from vacation to see all of the animals passed out....they did CPR on all of them...and revived them allthe animals were not so happy......now they had to think of another plan....but they didn't want to pass out again.....so....what to do they all thought.....they flushed the fishes down the toilet buried the lizzards in the garden had the dogs eat the cats and the dogs ran away when they were going potty NO MORE ANIMALS for them or so they thought..............1 day a nice old man came to there door and wanted to sell an elephant so they took it:) and the animal gave them rides and everything! he was the best pet!!! the 10 kids coudln't be more happier!:) and they lived happily ever after! the end

Annette's Story: once upon a time there was a little boy who lived on the very tip top of a hill all by himself. He was surrounded by water and alligators and bugs, but as long as he stayed at the very tippy top of the hill, he would be ok. When the alligators were sleeping, he could walk on their heads to get over to the next hill where food was mysteriously brought to him every day. But one day, he got to the other hill... there was no food. He stayed on that hill for 3 days and his energy was running out. He was so hungry, he started to eat the grass on the top of the hill, then he started to eat the dirt and pretty soon, he had dug a big hole to the bottom of the hill. He saw a door and opened it and he left the hill. the end.

Jennie's Story: once upon a time there was this king who was in charge of all of these people. the king HATED Christmas time, but all of the people LOVED Christmas. The king wouldn't let them hang up anything that had to do with Christmas, and if you did then you were hung. The people would cry every day and would beg to the queen to please soften the kings heart. The queen tired everything she could, but the king was so stubborn and rude and threatened to hang his wife! Then one day the wife had a baby...the baby was so precious and sweet, the king couldn't be more happy. The cute little boy loved lights and loved angels...and becuase of this the king let everyone hang out lights and angels for his son:) He soon started to love Christmas and thought it was the best time of the year. He was so happy that his son was born so he could be happy again....he no longer hated it and didn't hang anyone...unless they didn't hang up anything for Christmas. He was now the best king ever and the people were so happy! MERRY CHRISTMAS! the end

Jennie's Story: once upon a time there was a lone squirrel in the woods...he was only a baby squirrel too...his mother had left him....he didn't really know what was going on around him...so he would just sit and watch, well one day there was a family that came for a picnic...he thought it would be fun to go and sit by them and maybe see if they would want to take him home so he could have a family and some friends. well the little 5 year old girl saw the little squirrel and told her dad. The dad went over and picked up the little squirrel and it started to lick his face. He gave her to her 5 yr old daugher and told her to be very nice and soft with him. While they were eating there picnic lunch the little girl held the squirrel in her arms the whole time. She was so happy. On the dirve home she put the squirrel in her little jacket and told him stories. the squirrel was so happy. He couldn't wait to go home and be with a family. When they got home the little girl took the squirrel to her room and showed him everything she had in her room. The squirrel ran around with joy and gave her kisses. He was so warm and loved his new little family. THE END